He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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