did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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