Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
3 2 1 whiskey
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
