I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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