How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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