Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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