i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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