Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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