I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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