I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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