Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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