Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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