I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm at about main and main street
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize