Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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