this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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