Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Randomize