There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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