he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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