You're completely useless in the revolution.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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