There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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