Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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