is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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