He felt like a one man threesome
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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