I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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