I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Fuck appropriateness.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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