carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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