just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
