I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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