He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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