Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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