Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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