The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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