Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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