if you like me you must not know who I am
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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