Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I had to cum in my sink.
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