Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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