I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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