One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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