come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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