Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize