I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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