i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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