Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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