Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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