Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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