Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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