I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I smell stomach acid.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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