You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
this hospital has no fireball
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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