Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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