its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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