I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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