I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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