I love black thongs
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How does it feel to date your dad?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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