I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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