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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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