my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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