Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
